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Tuesday, June 26, 2018

The Resurrection of Lionel Messi


5/8 of the way through the World Cup. What a day it was. Denmark and France played to the first scoreless draw of the tournament. Couple that with Peru's decimation of Australia 2:0 and the scoreless wondeirs will advance to the Round of 16. Peru's first win at a World Cup in 40 years cost Australia the opportunity to advance. Denmark didn't earn their spot moving forward and shouldn't be looking forward to their next opponents. In the evening matches, Argentina fought off a Nigerian attack to win 2:1 and eliminate the African Super Eagles. Lionel Messi finally scored his first goal this tournament to help his team advance. Elsewhere, Croatia continued their journey towards possible destiny by eliminating Iceland with a 2:1 win. France will battle Argentina, while Croatia draw Denmark in the Round of 16. Four more teams pack their bags, but we continue tomorrow.

Denmark 0:0 France


Result Points Score Denmark Points Score France Points Total
Artifex France 0 1 0 2 0 0
Fortuitous France 0 4 0 6 0 0
Historicus Draw 5 1 0 1 0 5
IoannesNix France 0 1 0 3 0 0
Musicus France 0 1 0 2 0 0
Praeceptor Draw 5 2 0 2 0 5
Scriptor France 0 1 0 2 0 0

Australia 0:2 Peru
Andre Carillo 18' 0-1
Paolo Guerrero 50' 0-2


Result Points Score Australia Points Score Peru Points Total
Artifex Australia 0 3 0 2 2 2
Fortuitous Peru 5 0 2 2 3 10
Historicus Peru 5 1 0 3 0 5
IoannesNix Australia 0 3 0 2 2 2
Musicus Australia 0 1 0 0 0 0
Praeceptor Peru 5 0 2 3 0 7
Scriptor Peru 5 1 0 2 2 5

Nigeria 1:2 Argentina
Lionel Messi 14' 0-1
Victor Moses (pk) 51' 1-1
Marcos Rojo 86' 1-2


Result Points Score Nigeria Points Score Argentina Points Total
Artifex Argentina 5 2 0 4 0 5
Fortuitous Nigeria 0 4 0 1 0 0
Historicus Argentina 5 1 2 4 0 7
IoannesNix Argentina 5 2 0 3 0 5
Musicus Argentina 5 0 0 2 2 7
Praeceptor Nigeria 0 3 0 1 0 0
Scriptor Argentina 5 0 0 3 0 5
   
Iceland 1:2 Croatia
Milan Badelj 53' 0-1
Gylfi Sigurdsson (pk) 76' 1-1
Ivan Perisic 90' 1-2


Result Points Score Iceland Points Score Croatia Points Total
Artifex Iceland 0 1 2 0 0 2
Fortuitous Iceland 0 4 0 1 0 0
Historicus Croatia 5 2 0 3 0 5
IoannesNix Iceland 0 1 2 0 0 2
Musicus Draw 0 1 2 1 0 2
Praeceptor Iceland 0 4 0 2 2 2
Scriptor Iceland 0 1 2 0 0 2
   
Nigeria's elimination today at the hands of Argentina earn's IoannesNix 0 points. Since her team is out, she gets a substitution. Argentina have picker her up and will carry her on their shoulders.

Australia's loss also eliminates them from the tournament. Scriptor earns 0 points and also is using a substitution. He will now be paired with Denmark. Onto the scores.  


Standings Points Oracle
1 Musicus 158 58
2 Praeceptor 149 46
3 Historicus 144 39
4 Scriptor 142 46
5 Artifex 135 40
6 IoannesNix 133 35
7 Fortuitous 69 15

Today's Disciplinary Official is this French Rooster.


He's impressed and pleased with everyone's discipline today. Except for this fucktard who is kissing him. Chickens don't want your kisses, not even the roosters.  He's ready to peck some damn eyes. Red card for this prick. 

The Grand Salmon Alpaca 

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