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Saturday, June 23, 2018

Serial Striker Strikes Again, or Anything the Swiss can do Germany does Better


29/64 of the way through the World Cup and the proclaimed Baby Killer strikes again. Mexican star Javier "Chicharito" Hernandez put the game winning goal in the net for Mexico who staved off a South Korean comeback. Earlier in the day Belgium looked excellent offensively while showing some hiccups on the defensive side as they defeated Tunisia 5:2. In the night cap, reigning World Champions Germany were put behind 1:0 by Sweden. When they finally drew the game even, defender Jerome Boateng received a second yellow card and was removed from the game. The day before Switzerland became the first team in the tournament to trail in a game and comeback to win. Germany thought they'd do one better, and comeback with only 10 men.

Belgium 5:2 Tunisia
Eden Hazard (pk) 6' 1-0
Romelu Lukaku 16' 2-0
Dylan Bronn 18' 2-1
Romelu Lukaku 45+3' 3-1
Eden Hazard 51' 4-1
Michy Batshuayi 90' 5-1
Wahbi Khazri 90+3' 5-2


Result Points Score Belgium Points Score Tunisia Points Total
Artifex Belgium 5 3 0 2 2 7
Fortuitous Tunisia 0 2 0 3 0 0
Historicus Belgium 5 2 0 0 0 5
IoannesNix Belgium 5 2 0 1 0 5
Musicus Belgium 5 2 0 1 0 5
Praeceptor Belgium 5 4 0 1 0 5
Scriptor Belgium 5 2 0 0 0 5

South Korea 1:2 Mexico
Carlos Vela (pk) 26' 0-1
Javier Hernandez 66' 0-2
Son Heungmin 90+3' 1-2


Result Points Score South Korea Points Score Mexico Points Total
Artifex Mexico 5 0 0 2 2 7
Fortuitous South Korea 0 7 0 4 0 0
Historicus Mexico 5 0 0 2 2 7
IoannesNix Mexico 5 1 2 2 3 10
Musicus Mexico 5 0 0 1 0 5
Praeceptor South Korea 0 2 0 1 0 0
Scriptor Mexico 5 0 0 2 2 7
   
Germany 2:1 Sweden
Ola Toivonen 32' 0-1
Marco Reus 48' 1-1
Toni Kroos 90+5' 2-1


Result Points Score Germany Points Score Sweden Points Total
Artifex Germany 5 3 0 1 2 7
Fortuitous Germany 5 1 0 0 0 5
Historicus Germany 5 1 0 0 0 5
IoannesNix Germany 5 4 0 1 2 7
Musicus Germany 5 1 0 0 0 5
Praeceptor Draw 0 2 2 2 0 2
Scriptor Germany 5 2 2 0 0 7
   
The German victory has handed Praeceptor 3 extra points. Onto the Scores.


Standings Points Oracle
1 Musicus 128 48
2 Scriptor 112 36
3 Praeceptor 109 31
4 IoannesNix 101 23
5 Artifex 100 25
6 Historicus 93 29
7 Fortuitous 38 10

Today's Disciplinary Officials are these two Mexican Superfans.
 They are excited for Mexico's victory against South Korea and placing first in the group. They truly believe that Mexico are headed for their first World Cup. No bad karma here, folks. Everyone gets a green card, not that kind of green card. Enjoy a fantastic siesta on these two.

The Grand Salmon Alpaca 

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