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Monday, June 18, 2018

Getting a Tunisa of Weight off Your Shoulders


We are now 7/32 of the way through the World Cup. Harry Kane's brace is enough to see England just edge out Tunisia. Belgium played sloppily, but managed to finish an expected 3:0 over Panama. Sweden and South Korea both played drab as well, Sweden winning on a converted penalty kick. Onto the scores.

Sweden 1:0 South Korea
Andreas Granqvist (1,pk) 65' 1-0

Result Points Score Sweden Points Score South Korea Points Total
Artifex Sweden 5 2 0 1 0 5
Fortuitous Draw 0 3 0 3 0 0
Historicus Draw 0 1 2 1 0 2
IoannesNix South Korea 0 1 2 2 0 2
Musicus Sweden 5 1 2 0 3 10
Praeceptor Draw 0 1 2 1 0 2
Scriptor Draw 0 0 0 0 2 2

Belgium 3:0 Panama
Dries Mertens (1) 47' 1-0
Romelu Lukaku (1) 69' 2-0
Romelu Lukaku (2) 75' 3-0


Result Points Score Belgium Points Score Panama Points Total
Artifex Belgium 5 2 0 1 0 5
Fortuitous Panama 0 0 0 4 0 0
Historicus Belgium 5 2 0 0 2 7
IoannesNix Belgium 5 3 2 1 0 7
Musicus Belgium 5 2 0 0 2 7
Praeceptor Belgium 5 3 2 1 0 7
Scriptor Belgium 5 4 0 0 2 7

Tunisia 1:2 England
Harry Kane (1) 11' 1-0
Ferjani Sassi (1,pk) 35' 1-1
Harry Kane (2) 90+1' 2-1   

Result Points Score Tunisia Points Score England Points Total
Artifex England 5 1 2 3 0 7
Fortuitous Tunisia 0 3 0 0 0 0
Historicus Draw 0 1 2 1 0 2
IoannesNix England 5 0 0 3 0 5
Musicus England 5 1 2 2 2 10
Praeceptor England 5 1 2 3 0 7
Scriptor England 5 0 0 1 0 5

Musicus picks up another hattrick to extend his lead of the group. Well done. Unfortunately, he's been paired with Panama who lost and secured 0 points. No pairing points for the leader. Onto the Scores!




Standings Points Oracle
1 Musicus 65 30
2 Praeceptor 44 16
3 Scriptor 44 14
4 Historicus 40 19
5 Artifex 40 10
6 IoannesNix 37 12
7 Fortuitous 11 6

Today's Disciplinary Officials are the mosquitoes attacking Jesse Lingard in Volgograd Stadium. The little pests were feasting throughout the players and fans in this match.


The only color they were interested in was the red of blood. In fact, they want to give everyone red cards for not being there as part of their feasts. You are food, not friends! On second thought, this was a terrible idea. No cards for anyone, let's just forget about Disciplinary Officials for the day.

Looking forward to tomorrow,

The Grand Salmon Alpaca

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