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Wednesday, June 20, 2018

One Love


Day 7 in the books. 5/16 of the way through the World Cup, and we had a day, to use some tennis terms, of three instances of One-Love. First Portugal struggled to win 1:0 over Morocco. Then Uruguay labored to a 1:0 victory over Saudi Arabia. And finally, Spain battled to a 1:0 victory over Iran. All this love, but breakups are happening. The losing sides are all looking like leaving the World Cup too early.

Portugal 1:0 Morocco
Cristiano Ronaldo 4' 1-0


Result Points Score Portugal Points Score Morocco Points Total
Artifex Morocco 0 1 2 2 0 2
Fortuitous Morocco 0 0 0 5 0 0
Historicus Draw 0 1 2 1 0 2
IoannesNix Portugal 5 3 0 2 0 5
Musicus Portugal 5 2 0 1 0 5
Praeceptor Portugal 5 5 0 4 0 5
Scriptor Portugal 5 3 0 0 2 7

Uruguay 1:0 Saudi Arabia
Luis Suarez 23' 1-0
 

Result Points Score Uruguay Points Score Saudi Arabia Points Total
Artifex Draw 0 2 0 2 0 0
Fortuitous Saudi Arabia 0 1 2 5 0 2
Historicus Uruguay 5 3 0 1 0 5
IoannesNix Uruguay 5 4 0 1 0 5
Musicus Uruguay 5 2 0 0 2 7
Praeceptor Uruguay 5 4 0 1 0 5
Scriptor Uruguay 5 4 0 0 2 7

Iran 0:1 Spain
Diego Costa 59' 0-1
 

Result Points Score Iran Points Score Spain Points Total
Artifex Spain 5 1 0 3 0 5
Fortuitous Spain 5 1 0 2 0 5
Historicus Spain 5 1 0 3 0 5
IoannesNix Spain 5 1 0 4 0 5
Musicus Spain 5 0 2 2 0 7
Praeceptor Spain 5 3 0 4 0 5
Scriptor Spain 5 0 2 3 0 7

Portugal's victory over Morocco has earned Historicus 3 points. Onto the scores.
 

Standings Points Oracle
1 Musicus 86 36
2 Scriptor 67 22
3 Artifex 66 21
4 Historicus 64 25
5 Praeceptor 63 18
6 IoannesNix 52 12
7 Fortuitous 23 10

Today's Disciplinary Official is winking Ronaldo.
His fourth goal of the tournament was for all of you. He's winking. He knows you're noticing. Did you notice? If not you get a red card. Yeah, that's right. You're shaking your head saying you noticed now. And he notices you...ok, maybe we should rethink who our disciplinary officials are.

The Grand Salmon Alpaca

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