Pages

Saturday, June 16, 2018

The Least Messi Penalty Kick is Still a Miss


Day 3 is now over. We are 1/8 through the World Cup, and it's been a stark contrast for the two best players in the World. Cristiano Ronaldo's Portugal tied yesterday off of his hattrick. Today, Lionel Messi's Argentina were held to a 1-1 draw with Iceland, thanks in part to Hannes Halldorsson saving Messi's pk attempt. In other matches, Australia played bravely against France but fell 2-1 with a goal that just barely crossed the line. Denmark notched 3 points with a 1:0 win over Peru. The last match ended with Croatia taking a 2:0 cushion into their next match with Argentina.

France 2:1 Australia
Antoine Griezmann (1,pk) 58' 1-0
Mile Jedinak (1,pk) 62' 1-1
Paul Pogba (1) 81' 2-1


Result Points Score France Points Score Australia Points Total
Artifex France 5 3 0 1 2 7
Fortuitous Australia 0 0 0 7 0 0
Historicus France 5 2 2 1 3 10
IoannesNix France 5 3 0 1 2 7
Musicus France 5 2 2 0 0 7
Praeceptor France 5 3 0 0 0 5
Scriptor France 5 3 0 0 0 5

Argentina 1:1 Iceland
Sergio Kun Aguero (1) 19' 1-0
Alfred Finnbogason (1) 23' 1-1

Result Points Score Argentina Points Score Iceland Points Total
Artifex Argentina 0 3 0 1 2 2
Fortuitous Argentina 0 2 0 1 2 2
Historicus Argentina 0 2 0 1 2 2
IoannesNix Argentina 0 3 0 0 0 0
Musicus Argentina 0 2 0 1 2 2
Praeceptor Draw 5 0 0 0 0 5
Scriptor Argentina 0 2 0 1 2 2
   
Peru 0:1 Denmark
Yussuf Yurary Poulsen (1) 59' 0-1


Result Points Score Peru Points Score Denmark Points Total
Artifex Peru 0 1 0 0 0 0
Fortuitous Draw 0 6 0 6 0 0
Historicus Peru 0 1 0 0 0 0
IoannesNix Peru 0 2 0 1 2 2
Musicus Denmark 5 0 2 1 3 10
Praeceptor Draw 0 1 0 1 2 2
Scriptor Draw 0 1 0 1 2 2

Croatia 2:0 Nigeria
Oghenekaro Etebo (og) 32' 1-0
Luka Modric (1,pk) 71' 2-0


Result Points Score Croatia Points Score Nigeria Points Total
Artifex Croatia 5 2 2 1 0 7
Fortuitous Draw 0 7 0 7 0 0
Historicus Nigeria 0 0 0 1 0 0
IoannesNix Nigeria 0 1 0 3 0 0
Musicus Nigeria 0 0 0 1 0 0
Praeceptor Nigeria 0 1 0 2 0 0
Scriptor Draw 0 1 0 1 0 0
   
Scriptor is paired with Australia, and IoannesNix is paired with Nigeria. Both nations failed to earn any points and have donated 0 to the players' causes. Onto the scores!
  

Standings Points Oracle
1 Musicus 26 11
2 Scriptor 26 6
3 Praeceptor 24 4
4 IoannesNix 21 6
5 Artifex 21 6
6 Historicus 20 9
7 Fortuitous 9 4


Today's Disciplinary Official is sad Messi after missing a penalty kick. He's not awarding any cards, or warnings because, he just can't even right now. He missed a pk. Kicked it right at the dang keeper. He's under so much pressure now. Somebody point him to the nearest Lego store. I mean....

Rest Well, my Crias

The Grand Salmon Alpaca

No comments:

Post a Comment