Russian Hookers are So Good, when You Climax there's an Earthquake

11/64 of the way through the World Cup and Chicharito was soaring in the air today. This was after he allegedly partied with hookers for his birthday, but before Mexico shocked the world by defeating Germany 1:0. The Mexican fans celebrated so hard that they registered an earthquake in Russia. Elsewhere Serbia put a damper on the Costa Rican Avengers of 2014 with a 1:0 win. Switzerland battled hard holding Brazil to a 1:1 draw.

Costa Rica 0:1 Serbia

Aleksandar Kolarov (1) 56' 0-1

	Result	Points	Score Costa Rica	Points	Score Serbia	Points	Total
Artifex	Draw	0	1	0	1	2	2
Fortuitous	Costa Rica	0	6	0	2	0	0
Historicus	Draw	0	1	0	1	2	2
IoannesNix	Costa Rica	0	1	0	0	0	0
Musicus	Serbia	5	0	2	1	3	10
Praeceptor	Draw	0	1	0	1	2	2
Scriptor	Costa Rica	0	1	0	0	0	0

Germany 0:1 Mexico

Hirving Lozano (1) 35' 0-1

	Result	Points	Score Germany	Points	Score Mexico	Points	Total
Artifex	Germany	0	4	0	2	0	0
Fortuitous	Germany	0	7	0	0	0	0
Historicus	Draw	0	1	0	1	2	2
IoannesNix	Germany	0	3	0	2	0	0
Musicus	Germany	0	2	0	0	0	0
Praeceptor	Draw	0	1	0	1	2	2
Scriptor	Germany	0	2	0	1	2	2

   

Brazil 1:1 Switzerland

Phillipe Couthinho (1) 20' 1-0

Steven Zuber (1) 50' 1-1

	Result	Points	Score Brazil	Points	Score Switzerland	Points	Total
Artifex	Brazil	0	3	0	2	0	0
Fortuitous	Switzerland	0	0	0	1	2	2
Historicus	Draw	5	2	0	2	0	5
IoannesNix	Brazil	0	3	0	1	2	2
Musicus	Brazil	0	2	0	1	2	2
Praeceptor	Brazil	0	2	0	1	2	2
Scriptor	Brazil	0	2	0	1	2	2

   

Praeceptor is paired with Germany today. The reigning champions fell in an upset to Mexico. As a result neither the Germans nor Praeceptor have earned any points. Onto the scores!

	Standings	Points	Oracle
1	Musicus	38	18
2	Scriptor	30	10
3	Praeceptor	30	10
4	Historicus	29	13
5	IoannesNix	23	8
6	Artifex	22	11
7	Fortuitous	11	6

Today's Disciplinary Officials were the Mexican Fans.

 They were cheering so loudly when Mexico scored that they registered an earthquake. Did you dive? Nope, the earth moved. Did you commit a foul? Nope, you were moved by the earth moving. Did you do anything wrong? Maybe, but Mexico beat Germany and they just don't give a damn!

Onto tomorrow. All the best.

The Grand Salmon Alpaca