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Friday, June 15, 2018

Don't Pay Your Taxes and You, Too, Could Wind Up Scoring A Hattrick at the World Cup


Ronaldo began the day finding out he was guilty of Tax Evasion. He received a 2 year suspended jail sentence, and a heavy fine. He ended the day by scoring 3 goals to bring Portugal a much needed draw with Spain.

The other story of the day was late drama. Goals in the 89th and 90th minutes resulted in 1-0 victories for the first two matches. Ronaldo's equalizer came in the 88th minute of his match. These games are close, and waiting to the end seems to be the way to go. Onto the scores!

Egypt 0:1 Uruguay
 J.M. Gimenez (1) 89'0-1


Result Points Score Egypt Points Score Uruguay Points Total
Artifex Egypt 0 3 0 2 0 0
Fortuitous Draw 0 3 0 3 0 0
Historicus Uruguay 5 0 2 2 0 7
IoannesNix Uruguay 5 2 0 3 0 5
Musicus Uruguay 5 1 0 2 0 5
Praeceptor Draw 0 0 2 0 0 2
Scriptor Uruguay 5 0 2 3 0 7

 Morocco 0:1 Iran
                                         Bouhaddouz (og) 90+5'0-1


Result Points Score Morocco Points Score Iran Points Total
Artifex Morocco 0 1 0 0 0 0
Fortuitous Draw 0 7 0 7 0 0
Historicus Morocco 0 2 0 0 0 0
IoannesNix Morocco 0 3 0 1 2 2
Musicus Morocco 0 1 0 0 0 0
Praeceptor Draw 0 3 0 3 0 0
Scriptor Draw 0 2 0 2 0 0

 Portugal 3:3 Spain
Ronaldo (1,pen) 4' 1-0
Diego Costa (1) 24' 1-1
Ronaldo (2) 44' 2-1
Diego Costa (2) 2-2
Nacho (1) 58' 2-3
Ronaldo (3) 88' 3-3


Result Points Score Portugal Points Score Spain Points Total
Artifex Spain 0 0 0 2 0 0
Fortuitous Portugal 0 5 0 0 0 0
Historicus Spain 0 1 0 2 0 0
IoannesNix Portugal 0 2 0 1 0 0
Musicus Spain 0 1 0 2 0 0
Praeceptor Draw 5 4 0 4 0 5
Scriptor Draw 5 1 0 1 0 5

 Artifex is paired with Egypt for the World Cup. Their saddening loss at the last minute leaves them with 0 points, and adds nothing to Artifex's total.

Historicus is paired with Portugal, and witnessed the European Champions fight honorably to a draw earning them 1 point. Historicus has also earned a point.

Onto the scores!

Standings Points Oracle
Scriptor 17 2
IoannesNix 12 2
Praeceptor 12 2
Historicus 8 2
Fortuitous 7 2
Musicus 7 2
Artifex 5 0

Today's Disciplinary Official is Cristiano Ronaldo celebrating after scoring a goal. He has decided that no one will be disciplined today, because his goals were so amazing, why aren't you all talking about them? He's been practicing two years for this. Go on, take your shirt off! That's not unsportsmanlike behavior anymore!!!!!


Good night,

The Grand Salmon Alpaca
 

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