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Thursday, June 9, 2016

Scriptor

Forsit est ut a vobis

PUSH PLAY


Hailing from the corner of Webster and Ledge, we present the number 1 ranking player according to the Zla Dupki standings. After finishing 2nd at the 2014 TSzAL World Cup, Scriptor went on to win the 2015 TSzAL Asian Championship held in his very honor. With 106 points (1st overall) and 20 by way of the bonus (3rd overall) Scriptor looks to win a second straight tournament. Essentially, it is everyone's task to dethrone him at the top. He is the Evil Empire. So it is no wonder that for this tournament, comparatively speaking, Scriptor is Russia. The former Soviet Union have had ten trips to the World Cup, finishing as high as 4th back in 1966. They are also making their tenth European Championship appearance having won the first European Cup in 1960, coincidentally also hosted in France. In the modern era they finished 3rd at the 2008 Euro Cup. Can this once powerful soccering nation return to antiquated form? Probably not, but this year's crew may be more despised for actually being Russian in the West than for their athletic ability. The 2015 edition of Russia squeaked into France by edging out Sweden by 2 points. They were an atrocious 8 points behind Austria. But how you get to the big dance isn't as important as how you perform at it. Scriptor is in it to win it. If you don't like that fact, then that is a "you" problem. Welcome to the Tournament!

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