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Sunday, July 13, 2014

You're 2014 Zla Dupki World Cup Champion Is...


After a long and hard fought tournament, we finally have our champion.

The last two matches of the World Cup went like this:

Brazil 0:3 Netherlands
Germany 1:0 Argentina

Artifex: Brazil 2:1 England
              Germany 1:0 Russia  *
Ferrarius: Ghana 0:1 Australia
                 Italy 2:1 Germany
IoannesNix: England 3:1 Argentina
                     Germany 2:1 Italy
Musicus: France 1:2 Italy
                Brazil 1:3 Argentina
Praeceptor: Germany 3:2 Spain
                   Brazil 2:1 Argentina
Scriptor: Brazil 2:1 Argentina
               Germany 1:0 Spain *


Final Standings:





73/12







67/11








64/10










60/15









54/7










41/8




A third place finish for Musicus. A runners-up finish for Scriptor. The first, and reigning, Zla Dupki World Cup champion is PRAECEPTOR!!!!  Congratulations contestant. Job Well Done!!!!!

The Top Three bonus point getters were:

3)Scriptor 11
2)Praeceptor 12
1) Artifex 15

Congratulations Artifex. In the FIFA World Cup, the top goalscorer wins the Golden Boot. The Zla Dupki World Cup has the Golden Oracle which is a trophy presented to the player with the most Bonus Points. Congratulations Artifex!!!!!

In the coming weeks you will all be invited for a get together to award the financial prize to the winner. Please keep your eyes out for that notification.

Until then, this is the Grand Salmon Alpaca wishing you all a good night.

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

South America vs Europe Doubleheader




It's official, both the final and the third place playoff will be contested by a European team against a South American team. The hosts Brazil will play against Netherlands for third place. The Championship will be contested by Germany and Argentina.

As such, the current standings are intriguing.

Netherlands 0(2)-0(4) Argentina

Praeceptor: Spain 2:3 Argentina   Argentina
Musicus: Italy 1:3 Argentina   Argentina
Scriptor: Spain 1:0 Argentina
Artifex: England 0:1 Russia
IoannesNix: Italy 3:1 Argentina
Ferrarius: Australia 0:1 Germany   Germany


STANDINGS:


68/11








63/10








58/10









52/12










50/7









41/8





As such, the standings show that this contest comes down to 2 contestants. Praeceptor is heavily favored to win. The only contestant capable of toppling Praeceptor is Musicus. However, in order to do so, Netherlands must win against Brazil 2-1, and Argentina must defeat Germany 3-1. This will give Musicus 70 points while Praeceptor will finish with 68. Other scenarios see Praeceptor and Musics finishing tied on points, in which case the tie-breaking procedures indicate Praeceptor would win. Congratulations contestants. Saturday will be very interesting.


As a side note, the TSzAL will host the 2016 European Championship Fantasy tournament. There is a long time to go before that happens. Qualifiers for the tournament won't start until this September. In a voting fashion, will the players please say yea or no to a new idea.

The Proposal:
Each player wishing to play will be presented with each of the qualifying groups. By picking who you believe will qualify from each group you can earn bonus points that will be applied to the playoff rounds of the final tournament. If voted into play, more instructions will be revealed.

The Grand Salmon Alpaca


Tuesday, July 8, 2014

It's Not a Playoff Until The Home Team Loses

 

It was a tough day for Brazil as they fell out of World Cup Contention thanks to a strong showing by Germany. They started strong until Germany started scoring. And they did score a lot. Thomas Muller opened up the scoring in the 11th minute. After that, it went something like this: Miroslav Klose, Toni Kroos twice, and Sami Khedira in a span of 7 minutes. Andre Schurlle scored twice in the second half before Oscar would strike one for Brazil in the 90th minute. Adding to the heartbreak was Miroslav Klose scoring his 16 career goal in World Cups, that's the most ever passing Brazil's Ronaldo. Losing is never easy. Losing at home when your fans expect you to win, that's a tragedy.

Brazil 1:7 Germany

Praeceptor: Brazil 3:1 Germany
Musicus: Brazil 2:1 France
Scriptor: Brazil 0:1 Germany    Germany
Artifex: Brazil 0:1 Germany   Germany
IoannesNix: England 2:3 Germany   Germany
Ferrarius: Italy 1:0 Ghana

STANDINGS:



65/12






60/10









58/10








53/12





51/6








30/8






The Grand Salmon Alpaca

GIR Gone Wild



Notice to All Contestants!

GIR has gotten loose and made a real meal of the playoffs. They are abolished!!!!!! That means every contestant is back in the running to win the championship.  Yellow cards are wiped clean, you start anew with cautions. Here, indeed, are the new, updated standings.

GIR Gone Wild!




64/11







58/10








55/9









48/11










47/6










30/8




 The Grand Salmon Alpaca Has Spoken!!!!

Monday, July 7, 2014

South America and Europe: Onto the Finals!


With the US bowing out in the last round, Costa Rica and Argentina would form a new American alliance to try to topple team Europe consisting of Belgium and Netherlands. The opening match saw Argentina, who hasn't been dominating the way their fans would like, take on a Belgian team that many picked as a darkhorse, but have left their results to late moments in their games. It only took one goal to decide this match, and that was Gonzalo Higuan's 8th minute goal. And like that, Argentina are through the semifinals while Belgium wonder what could have been. Unfortunately for Argentina, they lose a key player as Angel Di Maria is out of this tournament with injury.



With the win, team America was up 1-0 on Europe. Costa Rica, the minnows who have surprised everyone, had the difficult task of facing a tough Netherlands team. However, they brought enough fight to force this game to extra time and eventually penalty kicks. A tricky goaltender substitution for Netherlands proved to be the right move as Netherlands would outlast Costa Rica on pk's 4-3. Only four teams remain in the World Cup, and our contest dwindles down to 2 finalists.

Argentina 1:0 Belgium
Netherlands 0(4):0(3) Costa Rica

Musicus: Argentina 2:1 Belgium   Argentina
                Netherlands 1:3 Italy
 Scriptor: Argentina 1:0 Belgium    Belgium *
                Spain 2:1 Italy
Artifex: Argentina 1:2 Russia
             Spain 0:1 England
Praeceptor:  Argentina 3:2 Portugal    Argentina
                    Spain 2:1 Uruguay
IoannesNix: Argentina 1:0 Portugal   Argentina
                    Spain 1:2 Italy
Ferrarius: Switzerland 1:2 Germany   Germany
                 Australia 2:0 Uruguay   Netherlands
Quis Digno: Argentina
                     Costa Rica

For having more correct picks than Quis Digno, Scriptor and Praeceptor have earned a bonus point each. Also, both Revenge of the Fifth bonus points go to Praeceptor.

Semifinals of Quarterfinals:




7/6
3/4 Picks







6/12
3/4 Picks


________Relegation Zone________



5/7
2/4 Picks








3/8
2/4 Picks






Revenge of the Fifth:



3/6
2/4 Picks










2/5
2/4 Picks







2/4 Picks






The player of this round had 3 of 4 correct picks and picked up a bonus by correctly picking Argentina to beat Belgium by a score of 1-0.  Congratulations contestant Scriptor. Here is your Gonzalo Higuan self point.




 The breakdown of the tournament goes as such: Fifth place continues to be a battle between IoannesNix and Ferrarius. Musicus and Artifex have been bumped from the championship and compete for third place. The championship will be contested by Praeceptor and Scriptor. Good Luck to all.
The Grand Salmon Alpaca

Friday, July 4, 2014

Mr. Rogers Would be so Disappointed.


France and Germany teamed up to send Africa packing from the tournament. Sometimes partners can turn on each other. Especially when they're neighboring countries who have a tense history with one another. While the jokes may abound that France would just part the way and leave the Germans unchallenged as they charged forward, it wasn't a total Germany walkover. Though Mats Hummels scored in the 13th minute, France did press forward with their own attacks. The magic just wasn't happening for them today, and Les Bleus will be going home. Germany moves on to face the winner of Brazil and Colombia.


Speaking of neighbors that don't get along, Brazil and Colombia are fierce rivals in the footballing world. Colombia has never beaten Brazil in a meaningful match, and never period in Brazil. The pressure was on, and though Brazil struck first in the 7th minute via Thiago Silva, they never looked to put Colombia away. In fact, the start of the second half saw Colombia star to come together. Unfortunately, a David Luiz free kick in the 69th minute made it 2-0. This only stirred Colombia into fiercer action. A penalty kick by James Rodriguez in the 80th minute made it a one goal game. Colombia pressed harder, but Brazil succeeded in winning the game. And the victor of the South American Fatal Fourway is Brazil. They will meet Germany in the semifinals.

France 0:1 Germany
Brazil 2:1 Colombia

Praeceptor: Nigeria 1:2 Germany   Germany
                   Brazil 3:2 Italy   Brazil
Musicus: France 3:2 Germany
                Brazil 2:1 Uruguay   Brazil
Scriptor: Germany 3:1 France   Germany
               Brazil 1:0 England   Brazil
Artifex: Switzerland 1:2 Germany   Germany
              Brazil 2:1 Greece   Brazil
IoannesNix: Switzerland 1:4 Germany   Germany
                    Brazil 2:3 England
Ferrarius: France 1:2 Ghana
                 Spain 1:2 Italy
Quis Digno: Germany
                     Colombia

Semifinals of Quarterfinals:




3/6
1/4 Picks








3/4    YC
2/4 Picks




_____________________Relegation Zone_____________________





3/8
2/4 Picks








2/9    YC
2/4 Picks




Revenge of the Fifth:




1/5
1/4 Picks









0/6    YC
0/4 Picks





1/4 Picks









Halfway through the semifinals. One day left before we know who battles for third, and who battles for the championship.

The Grand Salmon Alpaca